Plain Yogurt
I’m having real issues with modern society right now. I want to buy a tub of some regular damn yogurt. It’s all Greek yogurt. They have low-fat, nonfat, no sugar added, and extra protein varieties … all Greek. It’s like a mid-life version of that song Institutionalized by Suicidal Tendencies. But I want a tub of regular yogurt instead of a Pepsi.