Eggs and TBIs
I just read that a UFC Octagon is being erected on the South Lawn at the White House for use as a temporary fighting venue. Or to put it another way, the president is setting up some backyard wrasslin’ for our entertainment. One can only hope that instead of having ring girls, he hires Insane Clown Posse to spray down the first few rows of proud citizens with Faygo.
Juvenal once said something about bread and circuses. Now go make some inexpensive brioche and revel in your bloodsport circus to celebrate the quarter millennial celebration of what was once The Great Experiment. Or maybe let’s just call it what it is at this point: TRUMP AND AMERICA FOREVER AND FOREVER A HUNDRED YEARS
Who knows though, I may go grab a two-liter from the store and turn on my TV for the spectacle. After all, who am I to turn down “free” entertainment?